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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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From: Denver, Colorado
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 - posted 10-10-2006 02:58 PM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Copy the following code, go to a site with (preferably many) images that DOESN'T use frames, paste it into the URL bar of your browser, hit ENTER or RETURN or whatever and watch what happens.

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval( 'A()',5); void(0);


Mods: Sorry, but I can't think of a more appropriate thread title.

[ 10-10-2006, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: Joe Redifer ]

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Mark Lensenmayer
Phenomenal Film Handler

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From: Upper Arlington, OH
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 - posted 10-10-2006 03:37 PM      Profile for Mark Lensenmayer   Email Mark Lensenmayer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
After you copy it, paste it into the address field and hit "GO".

Nice, Joe, where did you find this? I might be able to use this code on my school site.

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Mark J. Marshall
Film God

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From: New Castle, DE, USA
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 - posted 10-10-2006 03:42 PM      Profile for Mark J. Marshall     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Cool!

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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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 - posted 10-10-2006 05:05 PM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote: Mark Lensenmayer
After you copy it, paste it into the address field and hit "GO".
Yeah! I had that bit of info in there, but I edited my post when I found it didn't work on Film-Tech and I must have erased that part! Whoops! Post re-edited.

One of the users on a forum I moderate posted it. I BANNED him for 2 or 3 minutes because I was bored.

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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From: Hollywood, CA USA
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 - posted 10-10-2006 07:36 PM      Profile for Phil Hill   Email Phil Hill       Edit/Delete Post 
Yeah! It is cool!

I found it interesting the more you clicked it, the faster it went.

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Tim Reed
Better Projection Pays

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 - posted 10-10-2006 08:19 PM      Profile for Tim Reed   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Haha! Joe, that truly IS a vortex of awesomness! Too cool. [Wink]

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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

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From: Lawton, OK, USA
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 - posted 10-10-2006 08:25 PM      Profile for Bobby Henderson   Email Bobby Henderson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Whoever came up with that one must have had some serious amount of free time on his hands.

Pretty nifty trick.

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Charles Greenlee
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: Savannah, Ga, U.S.
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 - posted 10-11-2006 12:13 AM      Profile for Charles Greenlee   Author's Homepage   Email Charles Greenlee   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Damn misleading title, tought it had something to do with Chuck Norris. I think he does a vortex of awesomeness, or at least he should. If anyone has myspace, it's real easy to find a profile with alot of pics, try it there. It is pretty amusing. I keep doing it to various ones.

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Cameron Glendinning
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: West Ryde, Sydney, NSW Australia
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 - posted 10-11-2006 02:45 AM      Profile for Cameron Glendinning   Email Cameron Glendinning   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
cool

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Thomas King
Expert Film Handler

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From: Sheffield, Yorkshire, England
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 - posted 10-11-2006 05:38 AM      Profile for Thomas King   Author's Homepage   Email Thomas King   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
That caused much amusement in an office full of web developers. Genius!

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Don Furr
Jedi Master Film Handler

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 - posted 10-11-2006 07:20 AM      Profile for Don Furr   Email Don Furr   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
For some reason it doesn't work on my computer [Confused]

Don

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Bobby Henderson
"Ask me about Trajan."

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 - posted 10-11-2006 12:14 PM      Profile for Bobby Henderson   Email Bobby Henderson   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Just an obvious question, do you have Javascript enabled in your web browser?

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Dieter Depypere
Master Film Handler

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From: Deutsch-Wagram, Lower Austria, Austria
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 - posted 10-11-2006 12:56 PM      Profile for Dieter Depypere   Email Dieter Depypere   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Not bad. Indeed awesome [Big Grin]

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Josh Jones
Redhat

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 - posted 10-11-2006 02:27 PM      Profile for Josh Jones   Author's Homepage   Email Josh Jones   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Bring on the stoners!! lol

I never knew the noaa.gov site could dance like that [Smile]

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Cory Isemann
Jedi Master Film Handler

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From: White Plains, MD, USA
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 - posted 10-12-2006 01:29 AM      Profile for Cory Isemann   Author's Homepage   Email Cory Isemann   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
quote: Charles Greenlee
tought it had something to do with Chuck Norris
HAHAHA!

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