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Author Topic: Photoshop Disasters Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 07-03-2008 07:03 PM                     This site cracks me up. Some of my favorites... Your shadow is not your friend. They should've called this Gimpy, not Givenchy. This must've been taken in front of the Addams Family house. Nice driveway! Way to go Disney. Where's your other hand? What, run out of two-legged models or something? Nice arms...especially you in the red.  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 07-03-2008 07:17 PM                     And they thought nobody would notice. Basketball is a very violent game indeed. Nice use of perspectives. Very sexy indeed. She's hungry, ok? I'll bet she walks funny. It looks great, yeah great. You know, one little thing. No big deal. But if you could make the top of her head smaller? Just the top part? So it isn't hiding the banner. Yeah, no, I know, but you know what, no one cares about the top of her head. Just make it smaller. Yes, I know. Just make it smaller. Just do it. I'm just going to go ahead and make that an order. If you could do that, that would be great. Oh, and if you could make her shoulder disappear, that would also be great. ...and the best one ever... Batman fascinated by window frame!  |  IP: Logged Allison Parsons Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 630 From: East Peoria, IL Registered: Oct 2004 posted 07-03-2008 07:56 PM                        Haha, I saw that Madonna one on another web site. She looks like one of the aliens right out of Communion. Not photoshoped to my knowledge, since this picture is 30 years old. But someone should have told Jimi that his band mate was trying to get in his pants... This is the cover to the Experience LP and CD box set. We get a kick out of it every time we get it in at the record store.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 07-03-2008 10:37 PM                     Funny! Here's another... Prince Caspian...CYBORG! Someone forgot to tell the artist these guys are cojoined twins methinks.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 07-04-2008 11:26 AM                       Another view. They got the right side this time, but missed the left. You'd think if they did one, they'd do the other? This is just another view... [ 07-04-2008, 06:09 PM: Message edited by: Brad Miller ]  |  IP: Logged Hillary Charles Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 748 From: York, PA, USA Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-11-2008 04:58 PM                     Looks like Iran has gotten in on the lousy Photoshop game: There's a small gallery of some horribly altered news pictures where I found that comparison: http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/photostore/chi-080710-photo-fakes-photogallery,0,2972551.photogallery  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 07-30-2008 03:18 PM                     Something is wrong with Kim Basinger's breasts on the cover art for the new home video release of L.A. Confidential. The reflection of her face on the table below seems a bit odd as well.  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 07-30-2008 06:15 PM                     quote: Bobby Henderson Something is wrong with Kim Basinger's breasts That's the first time in history those words have gone together.  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 07-30-2008 08:37 PM                     I guess her hair on the left side of her face does not reflect in mirrors either. I sent it into the PD site. I wonder if they will post it.  |  IP: Logged Tristan Lane Master Film Handler Posts: 444 From: Nampa, Idaho Registered: Feb 2002 posted 08-04-2008 02:31 AM                     I'm gonna go ahead and do this. Dts reader light with no cable attached.....shameful.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 08-04-2008 02:45 AM                        Ha ha! There is a cable attached and the light is real. Can't turn on the light without the cable. Notice the red LED is also lit.  |  IP: Logged Tristan Lane Master Film Handler Posts: 444 From: Nampa, Idaho Registered: Feb 2002 posted 08-04-2008 11:01 PM                     I stand corrected! Funny pic regarless. Like you said: A lot of detail lost when resized  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 08-05-2008 02:59 AM                     I actually didn't notice the barely visible letters "trash" until he posted the larger version.  |  IP: Logged Tristan Lane Master Film Handler Posts: 444 From: Nampa, Idaho Registered: Feb 2002 posted 08-05-2008 01:42 PM                     One question still remains: Why is the timecode light on with no film running? Is the processor going through a boot-up sequence, or there some other problem that is causing the LED to remain on?  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 08-05-2008 03:45 PM                        It's just an effect to add to the mystique of the picture. The DTS unit is actually located nearby (not hooked up) so it is easy to simulate this effect: Yep, that's right! The DTS unit has been regulated to supporting the slide projector! That's about all it's really good for since we have Dolby Digital in every single auditorium. Only once in a blue moon will we get a Bollywood movie without Dolby Digital and actually includes the discs. The 35mm projector used to be where the platter is now, but I moved it. The slide projector used to be where the two slabs of wood on the wall are.  |  IP: Logged

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