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Author Topic: Oprah is not dead Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 09-20-2008 04:20 PM                     I figured I would start this before anyone creates a obituary thread with sob stories. Oprah Winfrey Found Dead in Home It's a joke. 4chan strikes again.  |  IP: Logged John Lasher Master Film Handler Posts: 493 From: Newark, DE Registered: Aug 2001 posted 09-20-2008 05:22 PM                        The grammatical errors (specifically "might of...committed suicide") would have given it away.  |  IP: Logged Mike Olpin Chop Chop! Posts: 1852 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Jan 2002 posted 09-20-2008 05:51 PM                     Yes, but she totally deserves the trolling for her epic failure earlier in the week. It was over 9000!  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 09-20-2008 07:34 PM                        quote: Mike It was over 9000! What was? Her weight? What was her epic fail?  |  IP: Logged Chris Slycord Film God Posts: 2986 From: 퍼항시, 경상푹도, South Korea Registered: Mar 2007 posted 09-20-2008 11:40 PM                     quote: Joe Redifer What was her epic fail? I'd rather ask "What wasn't?"  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 09-21-2008 01:03 AM                     Epic fail? I don't recall anyone getting video of Oprah falling down a flight of stairs, burning off her face attempting to drink a flaming Dr. Pepper, or wiping out big time in a skateboard, snowboard or dirt bike accident. Where the fuck is the fail? I really need to know! Did Dave Chappelle actually knock her up? Gotcha Bitch! Oh spray!  |  IP: Logged Jennifer Pan THE JEN! Posts: 1219 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: Nov 2003 posted 09-21-2008 04:29 AM                        Her magazine is.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 09-21-2008 03:15 PM                  I heard a couple of years ago when she was reeeaaaly fat she got busted for having 40 pounds of crack in her dress...  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 09-21-2008 07:48 PM                        Looks like Mike's claim on the "epic fail" is false, otherwise he would have noted what it was.  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-21-2008 08:05 PM                        Her latest weight loss scheme?  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 09-21-2008 11:45 PM                        Maybe her failure has something to do with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7mn4mo-QYE Ooops I forgot that this forum doesn't have my Youtube BB code written into it. Oh well, you guys can figure it out. [ 09-22-2008, 08:09 PM: Message edited by: Brad Miller ]  |  IP: Logged Charles Greenlee Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 801 From: Savannah, Ga, U.S. Registered: Jun 2006 posted 09-22-2008 02:35 AM                        The real question is "Do I really care?" and if so "Why?". I have no problem with her. I don't want her to be dead or anything. She's just not high on my priority list to keep up with. Sure she's done alot of nice things to help people out, along with a giftbasket under each chair at her shows. But so have alot of other people. Look at all of the kids Ronald McDonald's helped. ::Ducks:: Ok, I was being silly with the Ronald McDonald part, but you get the drift.  |  IP: Logged Kenneth Wuepper Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1026 From: Saginaw, MI, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 09-22-2008 01:00 PM                     Charles, Perhaps you have not heard of the Ronald McDonald Houses. These are residences for the parents of children in the hospital. Located near the hospital, these houses provide a place for out of town parents to stay while their children are hospitalized. I think this is a very good cause as well as the Tim Horton's collections to send kids to camp.  |  IP: Logged Chad Souder Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 962 From: Waterloo, IA, USA Registered: Feb 2000 posted 09-22-2008 01:45 PM                     quote: Charles Greenlee Sure she's done alot of nice things to help people out, along with a giftbasket under each chair at her shows. All that crap is provided free by sponsors trying to get advertising. Same goes with all those Pontiacs she "gave away" a few years ago. It was an advertising scheme by Pontiac to promote their new car and all the people in the audience got stuck with a car they had to pay taxes for. I read somewhere that many of them sold the cars back to the dealership because they couldn't or didn't want to pay the several thousand in taxes. She didn't contribute a dime, she just loves to take credit.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-22-2008 01:50 PM                     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyKmvQesgs [ 09-22-2008, 08:07 PM: Message edited by: Brad Miller ]  |  IP: Logged

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