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Aaron Garman
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1470
From: Toledo, OH USA
Registered: Mar 2003


 - posted 09-19-2009 01:05 AM      Profile for Aaron Garman   Email Aaron Garman   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

My favorite:

STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.

AJG

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Alex Edwards
Expert Film Handler

Posts: 114
From: Iowa
Registered: Aug 2009


 - posted 09-19-2009 09:38 AM      Profile for Alex Edwards   Email Alex Edwards       Edit/Delete Post 
Ha!

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

MILK: Uppity queer dies

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Tony Bandiera Jr
Film God

Posts: 3067
From: Moreland Idaho
Registered: Apr 2004


 - posted 09-19-2009 12:54 PM      Profile for Tony Bandiera Jr   Email Tony Bandiera Jr   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.

THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3: Civil servant insults and shoots foreigners.

STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.

WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

VERTIGO: Stalker drives woman to suicide.

LOL way too funny!!

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Anslem Rayburn
Master Film Handler

Posts: 476
From: Yuma, AZ, USA
Registered: May 2002


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"TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum. "

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