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Author Topic: Avatar 2 sequel script ideas Julio Roberto Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 938 From: Madrid, Madrid, Spain Registered: Oct 2008 posted 01-07-2010 08:51 PM                    Found some funny ones on the web. - A new characters appears in Pandora. A 54ft Gargamel, roughly the proportion he would have to be for 9ft smurfs -Fade in: a nice blue planet. A big space ship approaches. Jim cameron is on board - he drops his wallet on the blue aliens - crushing them all. FADE OUT -- Reprise : A fleet of trucks deposit more money than mankind has created at Jim's house. -They didn't need a script for Avatar the first, what makes you think they'll want one for the second? -Just write a prequel: Avatar 2D -Set it on a huge planet with a strong gravitational pull called Gravatar. -Big budget reduction: send the blue aliens to earth to try out their human avatars. -Really they just need to pull out the screenplay for Pocahontas 2 and do another search and replace! -Better make Evitar- the 3D Musical version... -Set 100 years later, the sequel shows modern Pandora where the forest is a slew of McDonalds, KFC, In&Out burgers and filthy pandora strip clubs. They bulldozed the Eywa tree to build the biggest interplanetary Star Bucks & Casino. If there's one thing the blue aliens now love, it's their damn coffee. And Casinos.  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 01-08-2010 04:24 AM                     J.C (Jesus Cameron) goes back in time to his Irish youth where he is employed at the famous ship builders company that constructed a certain wellknown passenger liner. J.C works his way up the ladder of industrial success by strong vision and sheer strength of character. He is befriended by the Director of the ship builders after J.C explains to him over a Guinness about an idea he had 10 years ago but didnt have the mechanisms to realise his idea. cue: Ooo's and Ahh's His idea is to create the world's largest, unsinkable passenger liner .... on 2D paper and ink. But it seems his idea is fatally flawed because he fails to realise that this is in time past, and the idea of the world's largest, unsinkable passenger lined has already been built- and sunk. J.C, after a flashback that's flashforwarded, gets himself into carpentry school where upon he ends up stuck on a crucifix while trying to assemble IKEA flatpak furniture. It seems carpentry is not his forte. Flash forward the flashback to the present flashforwarded flashback. J.C goes back to the Director of the Shipbuilding Company and exlain's his new idea whereby the world's largest unsinkable passenger liner is raised from the deep, replicated and sent out onto the seven seas in the hope of saving the Shipbuilder's leviathons from the ravages of the vicious local breed of barnacles. They are small, dangerous...and blue. "Titavitar" 834mins screens as soon as the digital rollout infects the entire exhibition industry- by which time punters will realise that it's crap, long, bloated and not at all pieced together from other movies previous and will wait to watch it on their home theatre systems Released by 20th Century Fux....on all available formats....in theory anyway.  |  IP: Logged Elise Brandt Expert Film Handler Posts: 160 From: Kuusankoski, FIN/ Kouvola, Finland Registered: Dec 2009 posted 01-08-2010 09:36 AM                     Nothing to add, just had to say "Evitar" cracked me up so bad... thank you for the laugh of the day  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 01-09-2010 07:51 PM                     Evitar leads all kinds of groovy ideas...  |  IP: Logged Caleb Johnstone-Cowan Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 593 From: London, UK Registered: Mar 2006 posted 01-10-2010 05:50 PM                     I'm going for: Avataranha 2, Avatars, or Avatar 2: Judgement Day. It's only a short time before 3D parody movie in the 'style' of Epic/Disaster/Whatever Movie is produced, and I bet it does a $20m opening weekend. In all honesty any piece of crap script that can take me back to that world for three hours will do, my money is on something very similar in plot to 'The Two Towers'.  |  IP: Logged

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