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Author Topic: Fly Porn! Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 12-28-2010 10:45 PM                     It's amazing what you find when you have a camera handy. This photograph has not been shopped or modded in any way but has been resized to fit the archaic 550 pixel size limit. Dammit! This needs to be seen BIG!!! Kinda of strange that flies do it doggy style.  |  IP: Logged Tom Petrov Five Guys Lover Posts: 1121 From: El Paso, TX Registered: Jan 2003 posted 12-28-2010 10:46 PM                    LMAO  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 12-29-2010 01:47 AM                        I LMAO'd when you posted this on Facebook (where the image is actually bigger). Now you need to be on the lookout for fly eggs. Be sure to keep a fresh turd around for the maggots to grow up in... anything else would be considered rude on your part.  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 12-29-2010 01:54 AM                     Thanks Joe. I'll keep some turds a-handy for when the young lovers return. But the funniest thing that happened, and I didn't have the camera ready in time, was that the flies took to the air...still co-joined in lovers bliss! Now, THATS one hell of a trick.  |  IP: Logged Mark J. Marshall Film God Posts: 3188 From: New Castle, DE, USA Registered: Aug 2002 posted 12-29-2010 05:19 AM                    Ian, I'm guessing you like watching golf on TV.  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 12-29-2010 05:28 AM                     Mark. Not golf. That's way too exciting. I like lawn bowls.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 12-29-2010 11:14 AM                     If you like that you'll probably love curling!  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 12-29-2010 02:05 PM                     quote: Dammit! This needs to be seen BIG!!! Yeah! I demand the image be seen in FLIMAX  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 12-29-2010 02:30 PM                        I am now booking a plane trip so I can go to Lawton, OK just to beat up Bobby for that pun.  |  IP: Logged Tony Bandiera Jr Film God Posts: 3067 From: Moreland Idaho Registered: Apr 2004 posted 12-29-2010 03:22 PM                     I see a whole new snuff film market opening up now... I liked Bobby's pun....FLIMAX....cool. As the copyright holder of D-Crapema, I hereby grant Bobby the copyright to FLIMAX.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 12-29-2010 03:26 PM                        Puns stab me in the chest and weaken my heart. I think that puns are perhaps the only way to defeat me. That is why I must be proactive against them.  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 12-30-2010 12:09 AM                     A FLIMAX presentation features maggots the size of seat cushions. Which is why they double as seat cushions. Squishy. Apple currently has a lawsuit filed discouraging use of the term "iMaggot." Unfortunately, the Marine Corps has told Steve Jobs to get bent since they have claimed territory over the term use of "maggot" including the "i" part of it.  |  IP: Logged

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