posted 03-22-2017 03:44 PM                       

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Adding "And Then The Murders Began" As The Second Sentence Of Any Book Makes It Instantly Better

By @Alfie Powell

Starting off a new book is no mean feat. Some people recommend you something that you might want to read and usually say the same thing every time, “it starts off a bit slow but it gets so good. Trust me”. But who wants to start a book boringly?

It would be handy if there was a handy little way to make a book’s intro immediately interesting. And hey, you know what? There is!

Marc Laidlaw came up with a very efficient way to make sure every book is a good one using just one sentence…

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Marc Laidlaw @marc_laidlaw

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The first line of almost any story can be improved by making sure the second line is, "And then the murders began."

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10:37 PM - 2 Mar 2017
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Genius. But does it work?

Elizabeth Meg @Scranshums

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One sunny Sunday, the caterpillar was hatched out of a tiny egg. He was very hungry. And then the murders began.

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4:15 AM - 3 Mar 2017
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Neil Gaiman ✔ @neilhimself

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No one who had ever seen Catherine Morland in her infancy would have supposed her born to be an heroine. And then the murders began.

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3:17 AM - 3 Mar 2017
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Darryl Daugherty @DarrylDaugherty

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He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone 84 days without taking a fish. And then the murders began.

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2:26 AM - 3 Mar 2017
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Kyle Treasure @KyleTreasure

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Mr & Mrs Dursley, of number 4, Privet Drive, were proud to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. And then the murders began.

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9:39 AM - 3 Mar 2017
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Damon Young @damonayoung

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“I wonder what Piglet is doing," thought Pooh. And then the murders began.

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4:42 AM - 3 Mar 2017
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It also works for the Bible. "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And then the murders began."

So yeah, it does work.

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