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Author Topic: Show me your crotch rocket! Josh Jones Redhat Posts: 1207 From: Plano, TX Registered: Apr 2000 posted 08-09-2003 10:47 PM                        The motorcycle bug began bitting me about a year ago, and ever since I have wanted a bike. Anyone out there have pictures of their bikes that they would like to post. It would be cool if you were in them as well. Josh  |  IP: Logged Paul G. Thompson The Weenie Man Posts: 4718 From: Mount Vernon WA USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 08-10-2003 12:33 AM                     I had a bunch of big old Harley Hogs! No pictures, though. OINK!!  |  IP: Logged Dan Lyons Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 698 From: Seal Beach, CA Registered: Sep 2002 posted 08-10-2003 12:44 AM                     Hey!!!!! You tricked me! I hate "teaser" topics. Danny  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 08-10-2003 01:12 AM                        Good point Dan. Josh, could ya please re-edit the topic title a bit? Anyway I like motorcycles but I don't really want to own one. If I did I'd want a Japanese bike. Why? Well for one they're not as damn loud. Loud bikes are retarded. I hate it when old fat dudes on Harleys think they're the shit just because the things are so damn loud. And when they go under a bridge they really rev it up due to the reverberation, and it gets REALLY LOUD. But for some reason that really seems to excite the old fat dudes (usually with at least one tattoo and three flies circling their body due to the odor. Sometimes they have an ugly hag on the back as a passenger). Also I want my motorcycle to be fast. Faster than a slow car. Which many of the Harleys are definitely not. Plus the Suzukis and whatnot look pretty cool. You will often see people wearing helmets and jackets on these bikes. Why? Smarter riders.  |  IP: Logged Paul G. Thompson The Weenie Man Posts: 4718 From: Mount Vernon WA USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 08-10-2003 01:15 AM                     Yeah, Joe. Josh needs a a different mode of transportation. His dad told me today that he dropped the transmission in his car last night, and he had to have someone give him a ride home from work.  |  IP: Logged Josh Jones Redhat Posts: 1207 From: Plano, TX Registered: Apr 2000 posted 08-10-2003 01:54 AM                        In the straight world, the term crotch rocket refers to a device that is nestled between the legs of an individual with the capability of traveling at very high speeds. What this term translated to in the gay world is not exactly in my area of expertice, nor do I really feel the need to be educated in that particular form of, shall I say, recreation Josh PS I'm just giving you shit..  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 08-10-2003 02:12 AM                     quote: "In the straight world, the term crotch rocket refers to a device that is nestled between the legs of an individual with the capability of traveling at very high speeds." Exactly...  |  IP: Logged Paul G. Thompson The Weenie Man Posts: 4718 From: Mount Vernon WA USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 08-10-2003 03:24 AM                     Josh! You sound like the dweeb in the movie AIRPLANE. Besides, just wait until a bee fwaps against your face and drops in your lap and stings you in the balls. Been there.....no fun. You would be surprised how fast I was able to bring my Harley to a halt when that happened. You'll need to wear a jock strap to conceal yourself for a few days. I hope the doctor doensn't laugh his ass off like he did at me...It'll look like a case of elephantitas. Whatever you do, don't wear a yellow jacket or buy a yellow crotch rocket. The bees just love that color. The bees will hover and land on that thing (and you) just like stink on shit. May I suggest the color of Hunter Green with Pink Polka Dots? You'll be the talk of the town.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-10-2003 03:42 AM                  quote: ...the term crotch rocket refers to a device that is nestled between the legs of an individual with the capability of traveling at very high speeds... Hmmm that sounds like a description for one of them thar battery-powered "drink mixers" you see at the pharmacies. I think 99% of people would understand that since there really is no "official" definition for "Crotch Rocket" that in slang it means a Bike. I did find it interesting that for some unknown reason, a comparison was made as to what the term meant in the straight & gay "worlds". I haven't got a clue as to what that is supposed to infer or as to why it even was mentioned in the context of these posts. I know there are alternate and sexual innuendos associated with that term...perhaps that was the intent of using the "teaser" title. Some definitions from the Urban Dictionary and other sources: "A motorcycle a male buys to make up for the (lack of) size of their crotch." "A fast motorcycle, usually goes 0-60 in under 3.5 seconds and 0-100 in under 4.2 seconds." "A Diesel powered dildo." "An euphemism for a man's penis." "A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulation episodes." "A girl laying down with legs spread open." "A tampon." "Affectionate term to describe a high-performance sport bike motorcycle. " "Any fancy and extremely fast motorcycle. Usually rode by someone who is young and has poor judgment. The Bike usually goes from Zero to Death in a term of seconds." The last one is a little "preachy" for my likes. I was young and stupid at one time. Now I'm just stupid. OBTW Paul/Josh: I dropped FIVE manual transmissions in my mom's car while I was in High School. Damn cheap-ass 1st gears! Just couldn't take the pressure of popping the clutch! And Paul, Bees do it in cars too. I once had a bee fly into my car while driving along and it fell in my lap and YEEEEOUCH! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Paul G. Thompson The Weenie Man Posts: 4718 From: Mount Vernon WA USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 08-10-2003 03:49 AM                     Phil, I think Josh will now be pissed off at both of us.  |  IP: Logged Daryl C. W. O'Shea Film God Posts: 3977 From: Midland Ontario Canada (where Panavision & IMAX lenses come from) Registered: Jun 2002 posted 08-10-2003 03:51 AM                        quote: "A motorcycle a male buys to make up for the (lack of) size of their crotch." And here I thought they bought 1998 Corvettes.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 08-10-2003 03:57 AM                  Paul: Yeah, me thinks that too... Daryl: I got your lame reference the 1st time! (I see you deleted the triple post!) >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 08-10-2003 04:04 AM                     I decided to travel forward in time to see how Josh will fare. Here is a picture of Josh at a biker rally 5 years from now.  |  IP: Logged Paul G. Thompson The Weenie Man Posts: 4718 From: Mount Vernon WA USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 08-10-2003 04:06 AM                     Yup!!!! Kind of looks like that dude in the Blue (whatever) in the movie Police Academy.  |  IP: Logged Jack Ondracek Film God Posts: 2348 From: Port Orchard, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2002 posted 08-10-2003 05:32 AM                        Hey, Brad... that guy in the first picture looks suspiciously like Robin, the Boy Wonder. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.........  |  IP: Logged

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