I posted about this a few years ago but got zero responses- Sillymark's Century Laguna 16 in Elk Grove CA has the distinction of having a dead front left channel for at least TWO YEARS. I saw one movie there and I couldn't be sure if the speaker was dead, but figured someone would catch it. Two years to the day later, I ended up seeing another movie in that same auditorium and the left channel was definitely dead as a doornail. I walked up to and behind the screen to verify. I would have left but I was with my parents who wanted to stay. I sent a nasty note to corporate telling them that this had been going on for two years and everyone associated with that theater should be fired. I got a reply apologizing and an assurance that the problem had been fixed.
More than a year AFTER that, I again ended up in that auditorium and the left speaker was dead yet again! I was so floored by this I just walked out the back exit, speechless. I would have punched someone there if I had tried to talk to anyone. I sent a printed letter to corporate this time cc'ing a bunch of other important people. I got a very poorly written reply from the theater manager later. They offered me passes but I told them I was done with their lousy theaters for good this time- they'd also implemented a "policy" by then of keeping the screen masking open during flat movies which is entirely inexcusable.
The funny thing is even if someone was too dense to know how a movie should sound, the pre-show garbage should have been a dead giveaway- as that has no center channel, it played completely out of the right channel. Considering corporate cares more about that crap than the actual movie, you'd think SOMEONE would have been more attentive. But it just shows how utterly hopeless the business in general is at this point.
I would've felt awful letting a screen run with a dead channel for more than a day, much less TWO fucking YEARS.
More than a year AFTER that, I again ended up in that auditorium and the left speaker was dead yet again! I was so floored by this I just walked out the back exit, speechless. I would have punched someone there if I had tried to talk to anyone. I sent a printed letter to corporate this time cc'ing a bunch of other important people. I got a very poorly written reply from the theater manager later. They offered me passes but I told them I was done with their lousy theaters for good this time- they'd also implemented a "policy" by then of keeping the screen masking open during flat movies which is entirely inexcusable.
The funny thing is even if someone was too dense to know how a movie should sound, the pre-show garbage should have been a dead giveaway- as that has no center channel, it played completely out of the right channel. Considering corporate cares more about that crap than the actual movie, you'd think SOMEONE would have been more attentive. But it just shows how utterly hopeless the business in general is at this point.
I would've felt awful letting a screen run with a dead channel for more than a day, much less TWO fucking YEARS.
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