The Little Green Man
by Frank Cox
In the heart of a city that's seen better days, where the streets are paved with the ashes of dreams and the sun's rays struggle to pierce the veil of time, there stands a decrepit building that's a testament to the passage of weary years. The grime-streaked windows, yellowed by the sun's relentless assault, are like the eyes of a worn-out boxer, still bearing the scars of countless blows.
The air is thick with the scent of stale coffee, a bitter reminder of the countless cups consumed in despair, and the atmosphere is heavy with the weight of old tears.
The walls, paper thin and peeling, are adorned with faded posters and yellowed newspapers, each a silent witness to the tales of yore. The ceiling fan spins lazily, a relic of a time when the office was bustling with life, now barely moving, as if surrendering to the inescapable quietude.
The man seated behind the desk, a weathered hat pulled low over his eyes, is no stranger to the shadows that life could cast.
His face is a roadmap of lines and creases, etched deep by the burdens he carries and the battles he's fought. His nose, broken more times than he can count, sits crookedly on his face, a testament to the violence he's encountered. His jaw is squared, firm and resolute, a reminder that he's a man who doesn't back down from a fight.
His eyes, cold and calculating, are the windows to a soul that's seen too much. They hold a thousand stories, a thousand memories, a thousand regrets. They are the eyes of a man who's been to the depths of hell and lived to tell the tale.
He is a private eye, a gumshoe, hard-boiled, hard-headed, and with a knack for unraveling the most tangled of mysteries.
But today, it wasn't a dame with a heart full of tears or a lowlife with a wallet full of stolen cash that had caught his eye. Instead, it was a sight straight out of a pulp novel - a flying saucer, landing with a thump in the street outside his office.
A little man, a creature of just under four feet, emerged from the craft, his skin a sickly shade of green. He looked around with wide eyes, as if taking in the sights of a foreign land.
The detective vaulted out of his chair, crashed through the front door and ran out into the street.
The little green man's eyes locked on him like twin laser beams. "Take me to your leader," he croaked, his voice like the scratch of a dry leather purse.
The detective raised an eyebrow, a smirk playing at the corners of his mouth.
"Sorry pal, I'm self-employed and have no leader," he said.
The little green man stood before the hard-boiled detective, his beady eyes scanning the rundown office with disdain. "This planet, it is barren," he croaked. "There is no sign of intelligence here."
The man leaned back against the wall, a slow smile spreading across his face. "Well, that's tough luck for you, sport," he said. "But I can tell you, there's absolutely nothing on Earth that you would be interested in at all. Not a single thing. So why don't you just load up back into your flying saucer and go somewhere else?"
The little green man's eyes narrowed, as if trying to discern the man's true intentions. "But this planet, it is the cradle of life! It is the birthplace of all intelligent beings!"
The man tapped a finger on his hat and shook his head, a chuckle escaping his lips. "Sounds like someone's been watching too many science fiction movies, pal. I've seen smarter rocks than the lot of us put together. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have things to do and no time to gas with green aliens."
With a huff, the little green man climbed back into his saucer through a hatch on the bottom. The craft hummed to life, the sound like a swarm of bees, and it began to lift off the ground.
At first, it hovered just a few feet above the street, as if the little green man was saying his goodbyes. But then, with a sudden jolt and a blast of heat, the craft shot straight up into the sky, leaving a trail of smoke in its wake. It soared higher and higher, until it was nothing more than a speck in the distance.
The detective watched it go, a grin spreading across his face.
He had saved the world.
Just another day in the life of a hard-boiled detective.
by Frank Cox
In the heart of a city that's seen better days, where the streets are paved with the ashes of dreams and the sun's rays struggle to pierce the veil of time, there stands a decrepit building that's a testament to the passage of weary years. The grime-streaked windows, yellowed by the sun's relentless assault, are like the eyes of a worn-out boxer, still bearing the scars of countless blows.
The air is thick with the scent of stale coffee, a bitter reminder of the countless cups consumed in despair, and the atmosphere is heavy with the weight of old tears.
The walls, paper thin and peeling, are adorned with faded posters and yellowed newspapers, each a silent witness to the tales of yore. The ceiling fan spins lazily, a relic of a time when the office was bustling with life, now barely moving, as if surrendering to the inescapable quietude.
The man seated behind the desk, a weathered hat pulled low over his eyes, is no stranger to the shadows that life could cast.
His face is a roadmap of lines and creases, etched deep by the burdens he carries and the battles he's fought. His nose, broken more times than he can count, sits crookedly on his face, a testament to the violence he's encountered. His jaw is squared, firm and resolute, a reminder that he's a man who doesn't back down from a fight.
His eyes, cold and calculating, are the windows to a soul that's seen too much. They hold a thousand stories, a thousand memories, a thousand regrets. They are the eyes of a man who's been to the depths of hell and lived to tell the tale.
He is a private eye, a gumshoe, hard-boiled, hard-headed, and with a knack for unraveling the most tangled of mysteries.
But today, it wasn't a dame with a heart full of tears or a lowlife with a wallet full of stolen cash that had caught his eye. Instead, it was a sight straight out of a pulp novel - a flying saucer, landing with a thump in the street outside his office.
A little man, a creature of just under four feet, emerged from the craft, his skin a sickly shade of green. He looked around with wide eyes, as if taking in the sights of a foreign land.
The detective vaulted out of his chair, crashed through the front door and ran out into the street.
The little green man's eyes locked on him like twin laser beams. "Take me to your leader," he croaked, his voice like the scratch of a dry leather purse.
The detective raised an eyebrow, a smirk playing at the corners of his mouth.
"Sorry pal, I'm self-employed and have no leader," he said.
The little green man stood before the hard-boiled detective, his beady eyes scanning the rundown office with disdain. "This planet, it is barren," he croaked. "There is no sign of intelligence here."
The man leaned back against the wall, a slow smile spreading across his face. "Well, that's tough luck for you, sport," he said. "But I can tell you, there's absolutely nothing on Earth that you would be interested in at all. Not a single thing. So why don't you just load up back into your flying saucer and go somewhere else?"
The little green man's eyes narrowed, as if trying to discern the man's true intentions. "But this planet, it is the cradle of life! It is the birthplace of all intelligent beings!"
The man tapped a finger on his hat and shook his head, a chuckle escaping his lips. "Sounds like someone's been watching too many science fiction movies, pal. I've seen smarter rocks than the lot of us put together. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have things to do and no time to gas with green aliens."
With a huff, the little green man climbed back into his saucer through a hatch on the bottom. The craft hummed to life, the sound like a swarm of bees, and it began to lift off the ground.
At first, it hovered just a few feet above the street, as if the little green man was saying his goodbyes. But then, with a sudden jolt and a blast of heat, the craft shot straight up into the sky, leaving a trail of smoke in its wake. It soared higher and higher, until it was nothing more than a speck in the distance.
The detective watched it go, a grin spreading across his face.
He had saved the world.
Just another day in the life of a hard-boiled detective.
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